Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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