So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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