the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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