summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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