how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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