Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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