if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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