Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
