I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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