hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Randomize
