i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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