I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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