ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
you had me at cake vodka
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
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