the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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