hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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