Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
