just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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