I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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