I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
zippers are such a cool invention
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Couch. On fire.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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