He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Bring me that man meat
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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