Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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