Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
he was CRYING into my vagina
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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