so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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