there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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