I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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