You're completely useless in the revolution.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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