is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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