Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Randomize
