He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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