So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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