It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Randomize
