oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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