OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
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