SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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