i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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