i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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