Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I could fuck to npr.
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