your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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