Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
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