someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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