Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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