I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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