I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
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