Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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