Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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