i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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