He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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