Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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