I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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