you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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