I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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