Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I cannot find my penis.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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