I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
it was like eating out sand paper
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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