your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
The Olympian is in my bed
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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