I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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