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his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?

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you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'

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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.

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I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.

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