she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
